Wizard of Oz... through the eyes of a 3 1/2 yr old...

Well now-- The Wizard of Oz is a classic, a movie everyone has seen growing up... in fact I used to have nightmares of the wicked witch when I was younger with her freaky laugh.

Anyway-- I decided while at the library to get it for my son who is 3 1/2 yrs old. I was a little tired of watching power rangers....

when watching it with him for the first time it was pretty cool. The Wicked with was not a witch after all! ".... thats not a witch! Thats a Lizard..." the Scare Crow...."what he doing! thats a silly man..." and the Tin man "....look at that robot! what he doing!?? he silly!! He did, however, decided that the Cowardly lion was, in fact, a lion. The talking trees freaked him out at first... but he was laughing after a little bit. The Munschins were a definate hit and instead of Following the yellow brick road...it was, "what she doing? she going in circles..hahah...thats silly."

it was definatly a lot of fun!!

Dr Joke

A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks."

A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, make her President, and then half the country will be out looking for work in one week."

Statistics

Doctors (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physicianis 0.171.Statistics courtesy of U.S.Dept ofHealth Human Services.
Now think about this:
Guns(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.(Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.Statistics courtesy of FBI.

So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to thisalarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on Lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

Hillary's Indian name

Hillary's Indian NameTrue story, Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major Gathering of The American Indian nation two weeks ago in upper New York State ....She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for Increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she One day become the first female President. She referred to her career As a New York Senator, how she had signed 'YES, 'for every Indian issueThat came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the Details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas For helping her 'red sisters and brothers'. At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian Name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade,Waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired of the group of Chiefs of how they had come to select the new name given to the Senator.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of Shit it can no longer fly.

GO JAGSSSSS!!!

Ok I used to not be a football fan. In fact I used to be my schools PITA person who booed all football and did my best to make fun of the team and beat up the slutty worthless cheerleaders. So here I am at 26 absolutly LOVING football. I have watched the jags just about every game-- cept when I was at the inlaw for a pre christmas get to gether. ANYHOO! I watched the wildcard game last night and I LOVE.... absolutly LOVE #32! ((GO JONES-DREW!!)). It was an awsome game. They kicked arse until ((AS USUAL)) the last half where the other teams almost always gets a lead. BUT The kicker dude ((Scooby...or something like that)) kicked a 3 point goal thingie ((not down with all the football lingo)) and they ended up winning by 2 points against the Steelers--> who looked pizzed. It was great!

New diet...

Ok... I have been going to the gym pretty regularly for about 2 wks now. They have a free training sessions with the trainers. This is where they tell you how fat and outta shape you are and how you are going to drop dead at age 30, and they will have to air lift you outta your house because you can;t fit through the door. BUT! If you get on a training schedule (with them) and sch an appt with them 2x a week for 30 mins at a time-- it would only cost you....@ $400 ((thats a month)) !! WOW, WHAT A DEAL!!! not. I look at her and tried not to laugh. I'm not that out of shape, I already know how to work out and what works for me. So since then I have been working out... no real results until....dun dun dunnnnnnn. I had a stomach flu and was sick for about 2 days. I lost...3 lbs! yay!! What a jump start! hahahaaaaaa.

Top 5 movies...with Sequals/ 3quals

Here are my top 5 movies that had sequals, 3quals etc.

1> Pirates... ITs Awsome; Johnny Depp made the series what it is. Extremely entertaining
2> Bourne Series... Lots of action, Explosions, killing bad guys, hot guy. Can't loose
3> Shrek.... kids love... some learn to love it because you have seen them about 5,ooo,000,000 times.
4> Man from snowey River and sequal. Horses, hot guy.....hot guy, horses
5>Romancing the stone and sequal. funny, action, adventure!