Sleepless in Jacksonville

Wizard of Oz... through the eyes of a 3 1/2 yr old...

2008-02-02T07:00:00.000-08:00

Well now-- The Wizard of Oz is a classic, a movie everyone has seen growing up... in fact I used to have nightmares of the wicked witch when I was younger with her freaky laugh.

Anyway-- I decided while at the library to get it for my son who is 3 1/2 yrs old. I was a little tired of watching power rangers....

when watching it with him for the first time it was pretty cool. The Wicked with was not a witch after all! ".... thats not a witch! Thats a Lizard..." the Scare Crow...."what he doing! thats a silly man..." and the Tin man "....look at that robot! what he doing!?? he silly!! He did, however, decided that the Cowardly lion was, in fact, a lion. The talking trees freaked him out at first... but he was laughing after a little bit. The Munschins were a definate hit and instead of Following the yellow brick road...it was, "what she doing? she going in circles..hahah...thats silly."

it was definatly a lot of fun!!

Dr Joke

2008-02-02T06:59:00.000-08:00

A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks."

A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, make her President, and then half the country will be out looking for work in one week."

Statistics

2008-01-16T17:49:00.000-08:00

Doctors (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physicianis 0.171.Statistics courtesy of U.S.Dept ofHealth Human Services.
Now think about this:
Guns(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.(Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.Statistics courtesy of FBI.

So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to thisalarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on Lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

Hillary's Indian name

2008-01-13T12:45:00.000-08:00

Hillary's Indian NameTrue story, Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major Gathering of The American Indian nation two weeks ago in upper New York State ....She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for Increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she One day become the first female President. She referred to her career As a New York Senator, how she had signed 'YES, 'for every Indian issueThat came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the Details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas For helping her 'red sisters and brothers'. At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian Name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade,Waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired of the group of Chiefs of how they had come to select the new name given to the Senator.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of Shit it can no longer fly.

GO JAGSSSSS!!!

2008-01-06T15:16:00.000-08:00

Ok I used to not be a football fan. In fact I used to be my schools PITA person who booed all football and did my best to make fun of the team and beat up the slutty worthless cheerleaders. So here I am at 26 absolutly LOVING football. I have watched the jags just about every game-- cept when I was at the inlaw for a pre christmas get to gether. ANYHOO! I watched the wildcard game last night and I LOVE.... absolutly LOVE #32! ((GO JONES-DREW!!)). It was an awsome game. They kicked arse until ((AS USUAL)) the last half where the other teams almost always gets a lead. BUT The kicker dude ((Scooby...or something like that)) kicked a 3 point goal thingie ((not down with all the football lingo)) and they ended up winning by 2 points against the Steelers--> who looked pizzed. It was great!

New diet...

2008-01-05T13:07:00.000-08:00

Ok... I have been going to the gym pretty regularly for about 2 wks now. They have a free training sessions with the trainers. This is where they tell you how fat and outta shape you are and how you are going to drop dead at age 30, and they will have to air lift you outta your house because you can;t fit through the door. BUT! If you get on a training schedule (with them) and sch an appt with them 2x a week for 30 mins at a time-- it would only cost you....@ $400 ((thats a month)) !! WOW, WHAT A DEAL!!! not. I look at her and tried not to laugh. I'm not that out of shape, I already know how to work out and what works for me. So since then I have been working out... no real results until....dun dun dunnnnnnn. I had a stomach flu and was sick for about 2 days. I lost...3 lbs! yay!! What a jump start! hahahaaaaaa.

Top 5 movies...with Sequals/ 3quals

2008-01-03T16:32:00.000-08:00

Here are my top 5 movies that had sequals, 3quals etc.

1> Pirates... ITs Awsome; Johnny Depp made the series what it is. Extremely entertaining
2> Bourne Series... Lots of action, Explosions, killing bad guys, hot guy. Can't loose
3> Shrek.... kids love... some learn to love it because you have seen them about 5,ooo,000,000 times.
4> Man from snowey River and sequal. Horses, hot guy.....hot guy, horses
5>Romancing the stone and sequal. funny, action, adventure!

Movies... todays top 5....miniseries...

2008-01-03T16:26:00.000-08:00

Today my top 5 movies of all times are as follows....

1. Pride and Prejudice (A&E) version-----> who can resist Colin Firth as Mr Darcy....
2. Lomesome Dove-------> When the Cpt beats the crap out of the guy hitting Newt over a horse.... Freakin AWSOME!
3. A town Like Alice-----> Gotta love it for its drawn out meledramatics
4. Anne of Green Gables--->...SIGH.... everyone HAS to love this movie.
5. Anne of Avonlea----> Ditto above statement.

It's Fudging COLD~

2008-01-03T16:14:00.000-08:00

Ok ok.... I now see the global warming in effect. Its the freakin coldest its been in like 4 yrs in florida.... I actually had to wrap up my freakin palm tree. What is up with this!!!! I thought one day I would like to live in the snow. How nice... I thought. NOT. I realize now I do kinda like it warm. I don't like to actually have to do work like wrap up a stupid palm tree and make sure there are no exposed pipes. Some would say that 20 degrees is nothing. meybee.... but it was in the 70s a few days ago... (hi) and the low was like 56. So yah-- thats a big difference. I actually had to dress up kid one with thick sweat pants, a thermal shirt and a sweat shirt and socks for bed... Kid 2 is dressed in a one piece (including footies) polar fleece (with hood) suit to sleep in. When he poops its a pain in the butt to change him, but he's like a warm, toasty brick. I am dressed insweat pants, a long sleeved shirt, a hoodie and my hubbies socks... and I have a extra layer of warmth from the leg hair I forgot to shave last saturday ((this is a task I choose to save for once a week--saturday-- so my legs will be properly hair free for church on Sunday)). So I will bask, for now, in my 2 blankets, xtra layers of clothing and the heat set at 67....so Goodnight, and Goodluck. hehe

sleeples, sleepless.....whadda want from me!!

2007-12-29T15:53:00.000-08:00

OKOK Sleeples, sleepless.... what's the difference. You can tell I am very "sleepless" when I can't even spell correctly. So there swampwoman!! haha

WELCOME!

2007-12-29T11:39:00.000-08:00

I decided, what the heck. I deserve my own blog space! I will defiantly have a large and eclectic amount of topics ranging from "name that poop", to..... I dunno. Whatever I decide, cause it's my world...HAHAHAHAHA! A little about me. I am 26 with 2 kids, Jake 3yrs, and Dylan, 7 mths. I am usually wake about 18 hrs a day; give or take a couple hrs. I haven't had a full, good night, sleep- as- late -as -possible-and- live- on- my -time- schedule since....hmmm.... I guess its only been about 4 yrs now.

I am currently a SAHM. My Hubby is in Sales and we are squeaking by. One day I feel we will have savings. One day.... I have been telling myself that for the past 5 yrs....

At this current time I am watching Jurassic Park III, and Jake is playing the baby's alligator chime thingie. I would love to have a nice quiet vacation somewhere with a pool boy named Antonio ( picture Antonio bandaras in Desperado) to clean my pool and bring me drinks and whatever else I desire....hehe.

I Absolutely love.... CSI, Bones, House, Grey's anatomy; Movies of all types and music from Johnny Cash to Red Hot chili peppers.

I am also bored outta my mind and tired of conversations about yucky poopie and yucky bugs, and etc. So I will try at getting rid of my boredom here! yea me....